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**Item #:** SCP-XXXX
**Object Class:** Safe/Euclid/Keter (indicate which class)
**Special Containment Procedures:** [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]
**Description:** [Paragraphs explaining the description]
**Addendum:** [Optional additional paragraphs]
- Something using the Emergency Broadcast Radio
- A skip that's just happy to be, ya dig, brah?
- Has to do something interesting, like a job or something
- Dentist? babysitter?
- Guardian Angels
- Letter bomb whose explosion is literally pieces of mail
- Stuffed animals party
- hyenas
- A doll that's really lonely
- makes kids want to play with it, but not uncontrollably so. More of a preference than anything
- Makes researchers think it's more anomalous than it is so that it gets attention
- Foundation Revamp that includes how all the famous avatars did not exist all at the same time
- show KPC as a human, Bright as a character before 963's discovery, Clef as a GOC agent at odds with Foundation interests
- Make Clef still more loyal to GOC?
- Hopeless mall santas
- Closed Doors Arms
- Find anomalies and weaponizes them
- Sells them
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Sample photograph affected by E-154601 |
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A gathering of E-71562 instances |
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Manifestation of E-815612 |
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Content and context of photo unknown |
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SCP-████ and SCP-████-A prior to containment |
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Discovery of E-915694 |
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Results from Test-Delta-1421-71453 |
You know what's scary?
Stairs. Stairs are scary. Stair are a descent into the unknown, into something that could be hiding anything. When you go down a staircase into a room or garage, isn't there the slight moment of hesitation, where you think, "What's down there? What if it's not the same?"
Mirrors are scary. They show us…well, us. But sometimes, we just…we feel like we can't look at them. We fear what we'll see isn't what we're supposed to see. We're afraid something might be different. Sure, you'll laugh at a scene in a movie when some guy is screaming cuz he's watching his face melt off in a ridiculous way, but you know you'd shit your pants if it happened to you. And what if the change isn't surreal? What if the change is noticing something or someone that wasn't there before?
Have you ever looked in a mirror and been afraid you won't see yourself? Have you ever avoided eye contact with a reflection?
Probably bad Ideas
Foundation: The Play.
Background
Setting
Characters
Act I, Scene I
SCP Drafts
- Lightning rod "collects" lightning and stores it in receptacles
- Receptacles can be utilized for extra energy
- Prometheus labs perhaps?
- Used to power something
* Too much/little power
* Hilarity tragedy ensues
- Get someone to help you not fuck up science
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX
Description:
- A telescope that lets you incorporeally explore whatever it's focused on
- Originally for astronomers and such, but turned into spying
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a standard Safe-Class containment locker at Site 23. The object may not be taken out of containment for any reason other than testing of its anomalous effects. The lens of SCP-XXXX must be capped off whenever it is not being actively tested on by D-Class personnel. Testing of the object may not take place within 50 meters of any sensitive document in any direction.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a ██████ brand telescope, with something something magnification
Tale Drafts
- Okay, life of 106 before containment
- Used to be a man, with family
- Killed 'em. All of them.
The following series of documents were recovered from ████ ████, ██████ in the United States. All documents are handwritten and kept in a series of spiral notebooks.
I met a girl today on the way to the game. God, she was stunning. Made me late, but I really, really couldn't give two shits. It was worth it. We talked for a few minutes and I managed to get her number (I'm going to scribble it down here in case I lose it or something ███-███-████) I'm getting dinner with her next week.
Kathy is…I don't even know. I just…fuck it, I can't stand myself when I'm sappy. All I know is that I like her and I'm so glad we started dating a few weeks ago. I'm going to stop writing now before I write something I'm going to cringe over later. Yeah.
I'm going to propose next week. I'm going to do it for real this time, I swear. I'm going to ask Kathleen Diane Richardson to marry me.
Oh my god
What the hell am I doing
HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHE SAID YES
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I'M GETTING MARRIED
HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT
The time is 4:13 in the afternoon, the date is May 12, 1973, and my wife is pregnant. I'm
I'm so happy
May 13, 1973. The day Kathy refused to let me name our child "Living Proof that I Banged Kathleen Matthews." It is a dark day indeed in the Matthews' house.
Februrary 3, 1974, at 2:23 A.M. this morning, my son Jason Preston Matthews was born and I can now say I'm a proud father.
Oh god oh god I don't want to talk to this guy he looks creepy write write write look like I'm busy write write fuck fuck this is why I don't take the train blah blah don't look up Blake don't look up don't
Okay, so it turned out that he wasn't that bad of a guy. His name's Jack. Glad he didn't see what I was actually writing, though. We actually had a nice conversation. Nothing special, but it was nice.
Bumped into the train guy again today. We talked a little more, he showed me some cool things out of this book he had. It was pretty alright. Started going on about something called "the Other Place," but whatever. He's nice enough.
Jack took me to…somewhere today. I…don't know how to describe it, in all honesty. It was wonderful, dazzling colors and curious beasts. It was like a place out of a dream and it was simply marvelous. I can't even do it justice in writing. It was just…wow. I'm going to look back at this and feel idiotic but right now, I just feel so high from the experience.
He showed me a new Door today, in the middle of a shop I pass by day after day without looking twice.
Sharing all of God's miracles with the least of His children
Timeline of Encounters: 1985/Honey/Ethiopia, 199█/Photosynthesis/██████, ████/The Village/India
"Mr. Joe! Mr. Joe!"
Joseph Carson turned towards the voice calling for him. A small boy was running towards him, grinning with an infant in tow.
"How're ya doing, kid?" he responded. "Your dad getting better?"
"He's doing so much better!"
Alright, settle down, settle down. My name's Mike and I'm with the Ethics Commitee.
Yeah, get the laughs out now.
You done?
Okay, all of you have been gathered here because the commitee has noticed an alarming amount of improper conduct concerning a specific category of objects under our control.
I'm here to talk to you about the humanoid skips.
I didn't ask for questions, put your hands down. Settle down.
Good. Now, I'm not just talking about the ones that look human. I'm also talking about the ones that think and talk like 'em too, 'cause they are just as relevant to this as the other ones. Ever since the Foundation began, we've had trouble with them. Not just the objects themselves; they tend to be pretty easily containable. No, the problem lies within the our attitude towards them. We're too soft on them.
The main reason that the we have problems with them is the fact that, no matter what you might want your testes-for-brains and robotic-minded coworkers to think, you are not heartless steely assholes. Of course you feel bad for them, they're the only things around here that might have it off worse than the D's. But that's where they'll get ya.
Raise your hand if you would rather deal with an anomalous object or a human skip. Okay, now raise your hand if you would rather work on a humanoid than an object.
All of you fail, and the man at the back of the room is writing down the names of all of you idiots that raised your hands to the second question. Expect to be directed to the psychologist in near future. Now, you all failed because each and every one of you raised your hand to one of the choices. Whether or not you would rather work with humanoids or not wasn't the point of that, the point was to show that none of you are thinking how you should be. There shouldn't be a difference in your minds between the two. Making that distinction is sets you up to be fucked over.
You. Agents. How difficult is it to recover a guy over a plant? Do you hesitate when you see the look of fear and anger his children give you as you haul their father out of their house in the middle of dinner? Do you hate yourself when you have to shoot a kid's parents in front of them and whisk them away to hell? How many hours have you spent in in a retrieval van, hunched over with your fingers driving your earplugs into your ears and wishing that she stayed unconscious for at least the amount of time it took to get back to the godamn site?
You researchers have it off bad, I'm going to tell you that now. If the agents have it rough with the screaming, at least they know that it's out of fear and anger rather than pain. Especially pain that you give them.
Always remember, a humanoid objects main goal is to escape. They're gonna do whatever they can to accomplish that, whether it be through brute force or emotional manipulation. Shut up and sit your ass down, I don't care if they're "just a kid," they're manipulating you. Always remember that. No matter how sweet they are, no matter how intimidating they seem, no matter how fucking powerless they seem to be, they are manipulating you, and when you forget that, the object escapes and people die. There are exactly two humanoids that let wander merrily around the facilities, one is pointless to try to contain for extended periods of time and the other is a godamn Site Director.
Now, I'm not saying you have to enjoy what we do to them. In fact, please don't. The last thing this place needs is another sadist. No, what you need to do is what you do with every non-humanoid object; treat it like it's a dangerous artifact to contain, because, for our purposes, that is exactly what it is.
-They are objects
-You will feel bad for them; this is normal
-Anyone telling you that you need to lose all sense of humanity is an idiot; this place doesn't need any more sadists
-Don't be a hero
-include things with human personas
Jackson eyed the two men towering over him as he shrank down into his seat. The silence and tension in the tiny classroom was nearly unbearable. One of the men finally spoke.
"What the hell were you thinking?" he growled.
"C-Claude," Jackson stammered, "I just thought it would be c-"
The third man slammed his fists down on the desk between them, making Jackson jump.
"Don't you dare." he murmured, his voice shaking with barely concealed rage. "You did a shit job, you're givin' us a bad name, and, worst of all, you fucking stole your piece, you fucking plagiarist."
"N-no! I didn't steal it! It just found it! It's just found ar-"
Henri once again hit the table surface, interrupting Jackson's defense.
"That's a fuckin' lie and you fuckin' know it. All you did was take that stupid symbol and spray it on a wall. What message is that supposed to send, huh? Who are you tryin' to talk to?"
"It represents frailty of life and…um…" Jackson fumbled on his words.
"Frailty? That is the worst fucking excuse I've ever heard! This doesn't make people think about their lives and the meaning behind it, it just makes them sick! No one is going to look at that student and go 'Whoa, the way that guy clawed his throat out made me really think about how damaging walls fucking are! I'm so inspired right now!' It's art, you dumb fuck! The whole point of it is to make people reexamine their lives in a unique way! This? This does nothing but kill people for the hell of it! There's not even any creativity in this! So, I'll ask you one more time. What. The fuck. Was the point?"
Jackson looked down, unable to meet their eyes.
"That's what I thought. There was no point. This was bad, horribly, horribly bad. This made us look stupid and careless, and you're fucking lucky that some our more radical contemporaries didn't get you on this before we did, you understand?"
"Understood, Claude."
"You just aren't fuckin' gettin' it, Jacks. Don't try again until you have an actual vision."
"Yes, Henri."
"Okay," Claude sighed and stood up, adjusting his jacket. "Don't fuck up again. We were lucky that the coats came to clean up this mess. I'll see you tomorrow in class."
Jackson quickly stood up to leave.
Claude interrupted his departure. "One last thing. Remember Jackson, if you actually have to ask, you're not cool."
Things put off to the side for later (read: left in the "to do" box and forgotten about)
Item #: SCP-474
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: All known SCP-474 instances are currently secured under the cover of construction work. MTF Psi-9 (aka "Myth Busters") is to immediately respond to reports of sightings of cryptid creatures and, if the reports are found to be legitimate, contain all SCP-474-A instances and locate the SCP-474 from which they originated.
Recovered SCP-474-A instances are to be contained in the nearest available Foundation Site or Sector capable of doing so. If sapient, they are to be interrogated.
Description: SCP-474 are drainage pipes found in many locations around the world. At random intervals, blood and organs from various terrestrial fauna, chemicals (both known and unknown), and instances of SCP-474-A will manifest inside of the drain and travel along its length.
Instances of SCP-474-A appear to be disfigured and/or spliced organisms, often still living after travelling through SCP-474. Instances often display signs of sentience and occasionally sapience. All SCP-474-A specimens capable of speech or writing communicate in the same language, which appears to be a creole of mainly French, Latin, and Spanish. Foundation researchers have successfully translated enough of the language to communicate with SCP-474-A specimens.
SCP-474-A-XXX |
Description |
Additional Notes |
SCP-474-A-001 |
Subject is avian and colored red and violet. Its structure closely resembles that of a red-tailed hawk (Buteo jamaicensis) with an elongated crest on its head. The bird is diurnal and displays non-anomalous traits and behavior until its death, at which point it bursts into flames and burns for approximately forty-five (45) minutes, regardless of the conditions around it. At the end of this event, a juvenile SCP-474-A-001 will manifest in the remains. |
First contact with SCP-474 and SCP-474-A. SCP-474-A-001 is currently being held in Avian Containment Chamber #125 at Site 85. |
SCP-474-A-012 |
The specimen is a reptilian humanoid with an avian beak, measuring about 1m in height and 45kg in weight. Subject's head is indented at the top and filled with water. If this indent is not filled with water, SCP-474-A-012 appears to be unable to move. Despite the subject's appearance, it displays no signs of sapience. |
Currently being held in Humanoid Containment Chamber #020 at Sector 161. |
SCP-474-A-041 |
The organism consists of a male human from the waist up, and a Kri-kri (Capra aegagrus creticus) from the waist down. It measures approximately 1.75m in height and 70kg in weight, and is the first fully sapient SCP-474-A instance recovered by the Foundation. See Interview Log-474-Omicron for greater details. |
Subject is currently contained in Humanoid Containment Chamber #223 at Site 87. |
SCP-474-A-094 |
The specimen is a reptilian humanoid, measuring approximately 1.2m in height and 50kg in weight. The creature is covered in scales and has bony spines protruding from its back down to a 0.5m long tail. SCP-474-A-094's main source of food appears to be blood. It displays no signs of sapience. |
A note was found attached to the front of this specimen's face. See Addendum-474-Rho for details. Subject is currently contained in Humanoid Containment Chamber #423 at Sector 34. |
SCP-474-113 |
The specimen recovered was identical to SCP-████. |
A note was found attached to the ankle of the subject. See Addendum-474-Omega for details. Currently, the protocol for interacting with SCP-████ has been put in place. |
Interview Log-474-Omicron:
Interviewed: SCP-474-A-041
Interviewer: Agent Fredricks
Foreword: The following log was made approximately one (1) year after the recovery of SCP-474-A-041, due to translation of the language utilized by the subject. The subject was interrogated by Agent Fredricks with the assistance of a translator.
<Begin Log>
Fredricks: Okay, SCP-474-A-215, let's begin. Please tell me about SCP-474 and where you came from.
SCP-474-A-041: <I was born/made as a testing person/subject/man. I was part of a group of about… I am sorry, this probably is not important.>
Fredricks: No, please, continue.
SCP-474-A-041: <If you want. It was a small group of about forty or fifty jarcers. I grew up with them in about thirteen cycles before we got sent to our researchers/doctors. You know how they like to do it in Tyrachia. Anyways, I do not know what they were supposed to be doing this time, but I was supposed to be sent across lines/borders over to the main study lab/building in Magellion, along with everything else they did there that was tested. I do not know what I am doing here, but at least I physically cannot worry/be distressed because I am a jarcer.>
Fredricks: [writing notes on a memo pad] Alright, thank you. Now, could you provide some insight into this specimen? [Agent Fredricks presents SCP-474-A-040.]
SCP-474-A-041: [stares at the subject] <What is that?>
Fredricks: You don't recognize it? It came out of SCP-474 less than half an hour before you did.
SCP-474-A-041: <I have never seen anything like it before. All that was in the lab when I was there were several birds and the goat they… well… [Subject gestures towards his legs.] They were doing something weird with the birds. There were weird ones, like this rainbow one with a turtle shell and the one that looked like a man with a bird head that couldn't talk, but squawked constantly. They sent out the fire/heat bird right before me. [Subject appears to be referring to SCP-474-A-001, which was recovered more than two (2) years before SCP-474-A-041.]>
Fredricks: I see. I think that will be all for today's interview.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: SCP-474-A-041 was escorted to Humanoid Containment Chamber #546 for holding until the next interview. Personnel have been informed to not mention any aspects of culture or history around the specimen.
Addendum-474-Rho: On 01/06/2008, SCP-474-A-094 was recovered from the SCP-474 in █████, Mexico with the following note attached to the front of its face.
<Okay, it has been three spins since I sent the first note, and you still have not answered me. I am going to guess/assume that all you Magelliflans are not completely incompetent in Crystiat Magellion and send someone to observe the chute for temporal and spatial anomalies.>
The following was written on the back of the same sheet.
<Oh Yhe, I hope this works I am sorry, but I need to know if I just sent out dozens of specimens to Yhe-knows-where, please answer>
Addendum-474-Omega: On 19/03/2032, a SCP-474-A specimen resembling SCP-████ was recovered from the SCP-474 in ██████, England with the following memo attached to the the ankle of the subject.
<Hey Jarch, I think the transporter/vehicle/chute is broken. Breckers told me that the Dissection Office have not been getting the bad batches, I'm thinking it might be this new transporter/vehicle/chute. I'm sending it to you like this because I figure, if it's nothing, why worry the higher ups, right? Send me something back if you get this.>
<Thanks.>
<Jornath Cranter, Head/Leader/Master of the Trigorar Project, Area Phi-Gamma
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a standard Safe-level containment locker in Site 71. Personnel must be equipped with gloves when handling SCP-XXXX. Gloves and protective clothing may only be removed in the testing chamber by D-Class subjects actively testing SCP-XXXX. There must be two (2) physically fit guards present in the chamber whenever SCP-XXXX is tested.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a set of 7 dry sticks of unbranded antiperspirant. All instances of SCP-XXX have been found in a generic white container, similar to that used for most dry stick antiperspirants.
SCP-XXXX's anomalous effects manifest when it comes into direct contact with the skin of a organism possessing eccrine sweat glands. When SCP-XXXX remains in contact with the subject's skin for three or more seconds, these glands become nonfunctional at point of contact. For every additional second that SCP-XXXX maintains contact, the area of effect spreads by 3cm. All eccrine sweat glands affected by SCP-XXXX's anomalous effect are permanently disabled.
The object's secondary function manifests after SCP-XXXX has been applied to a subject. Upon contact with the subject's skin, SCP-XXXX delivers a chemical to the subject's bloodstream through an unknown process that stimulates the subject's pituitary gland to release an excess of follicle-stimulating hormone (FSH) and luteinizing hormone (LH), which in turn synthesize testosterone. Subjects are noticeably more aggressive and energetic after SCP-XXXX usage. The duration and degree of this effect are determined by how long SCP-XXXX remains in contact with the subject's skin. See Experiment Log XXXX for further information.
Recovery Log: SCP-XXXX was first recovered on 14/06/2008 in the town of [REDACTED], United States. The objects were found in the wreckage of a building suspected of being utilized by Group of Interest 14 ("Prometheus Labs, Inc."), which had been reportedly destroyed earlier that day due to an explosion. Other recovered artifacts are currently pending Foundation processing in the Analysis Laboratories of Site 31. All instances of SCP-XXXX were originally discovered within a partially destroyed steel locker labeled, "PROTOTYPE II." What appear to be notes regarding the creation and use of SCP-XXXX were also found in the container. See Addendum-XXXX-Mu for excerpts of these notes.
Addendum-XXXX-Mu: The following are excerpts taken from the recovery site of SCP-XXXX that appear to describe the objects' creation and function. Each item is prefaced by a description of the source. All excerpts are labeled with "PROMETHEUS FITNESS BRANCH."
Taken from handwritten researcher's notes:
We're beginning testing today on the apes. If today's testing goes well, I think we'll be able to move on to our human test swiftly. With any luck, we'll be able to have this product out on the market in a year or so.
Taken from handwritten researcher's notes:
Well, we got them pumped up for sure, but god, they still stink like a motherfucker. Mike suggested combining it with the super-deodorant that Bill's been working on. We'll see how the tests go soon enough.
Taken from handwritten researcher's notes:
Spectacular results today. We got the apes to the level of activity we wanted, and the anti-perspirant works like a charm, though we do have to figure out a way to get them to cool down afterwards.
Found on a memo pad:
Randy, you fucking asshole. Why'd you switch Mark's deodorant with the prototype? It's been half an hour already and we can't get him to calm the fuck down. Bill said we might as well start the human testing now. Come over to the "GYM" test chamber when you get this. Hope you're happy, you fucker.
A security tape, no audio:
00:00 A man is shown inside of what appears to be an exercise equipment room. Subject is striking the doors and appears to be yelling.
03:00 Subject ceases striking the door, walks over to a treadmill, and punches it. Subject recoils, and appears to be in great pain.
03:15 Subject walks over to weight rack, and begins throwing weights indiscriminately. Subject is noted to be breathing more heavily that should be expected.
05:00 Subject backs up to the wall opposite of the door, and sprints towards the door, apparently attempting to break it using his shoulder. He repeats this several times, using alternating shoulders. Subject appears to be becoming directionally disoriented.
07:00 Subject collapses to the floor, struggling to breathe. He positions himself so that he is facedown on the floor and begins pounding on the floor with his fists.
10:00 Subject ceases all movement except for struggled breathing.
10:25 Subject vomits what appears to be blood. Subject does not change position.
10:45 Subject positions himself to lie on his side, and vomits blood once more. Subject continues to vomit blood.
11:25 Subject attempts to get up and walk to the door. He slips on the vomit and is knocked unconscious.
12:00 Subject expires.
Taken from handwritten researcher's notes:
Well…it works. We just can't put it on humans for more than 20 seconds. We'll start using the H-Subjects tomorrow, and if that goes well, we'll take a stab at human test subjects again.
Taken from handwritten researcher's notes:
Something's wrong with this batch. The H-Subjects seem flawed. They aren't acting humanly this time. Testing has been postponed until they can make a good batch of them.
Taken from handwritten researcher's notes:
The H-Subjects look good today. Can barely tell they're not human. Testing will begin today.
Taken from handwritten researcher's notes:
We're refining it, but it's going amazingly right now. We're getting pretty damn close to the results we're looking for.
(Attached is a series of photos depicting various humanoid subjects. Subjects vary in sex, race, and age. Subjects appear to possess uniformly disproportionate muscle mass. All photos appear to be taken in a weight room, and various subjects are shown lifting weights of various sizes.)
A typed report, with a "Prometheus Labs, Inc." header:
Test-Persp-26
Subjects: H-Mu-Gamma and H-Mu-Delta
Procedure: The H-Subjects will be left in a testing chamber without the weight apparatus, after being applied with Persp-Type-I for 15 seconds.
Hypothesis: The H-Subjects, unable to perform the previous methods of exercise, will begin to exercise in ways that require no apparatus, such as those shown to Subjects during Test-Persp-17.
Results: Subjects begin aggressive behavior at the 15 second mark, identical to previous tests. H-Mu-Gamma begins vocalizing unintelligibly at H-Mu-Delta. H-Mu-Delta began baring teeth and aggressing H-Mu-Gamma, and began striking it. H-Mu-Gamma wrestled H-Mu-Delta and attempted to copulate it. H-Mu-Delta stuck H-Mu-Gamma in the head and caved in the subject's skull. H-Mu-Delta proceeded to violently swing and throw the corpse around the testing chamber until it succumbed to exhaustion. Subject was recovered and properly disposed of.
Notes: Testosterone may not be the best way to achieve the levels of aggression we're looking for. Plus, the antiperspirant is too good. We have to keep scrapping entire batches at a time because they're overheating.
Taken from handwritten researcher's notes:
Note to self: reduce effectiveness of antiperspirant, find something other than testosterone, try to keep the increased rate of muscle growth.
A typed report, partially burned:
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Results: If subjects overexert themselves without resting, immolation will occur due to the H-Sub[UNREADABLE]
A typed report labeled "EVENT-PERSP-ALPHA 13/06/2008:"
At 07:47 today, approximately 15 H-Subjects breached testing chamber during experimentation of the effects of Prototype #423. 7 subjects were not able to be recaptured and are currently considered as lost. A perimeter has been established around the facility to ensure the capture of the subjects. Subject reclamation is of the top priority due to Prototype #423's tertiary side effect.
Taken from handwritten researcher's notes:
We gotta fix the sweating. Bill's working on it right now, but he said the chemicals are kinda unsta
Item #: SCP-1936
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1936 and SCP-1936-1 are to be kept in Containment Locker #324 at Site 23. Until the object's effects can be fully understood and activated, all testing with the object is to be done in Testing Area #255 outside of Site 23 by D-Class personnel. Procedure 701-Raenire is to be attempted and fully revealed in order to discover the full anomalous nature of SCP-1936.
SCP-1936 and SCP-1936-1 are to be kept in Containment Locker #324 at Site 23. No further testing on SCP-1936 has been deemed necessary.
Description: SCP-1936 is a ███████ brand refrigerator. The object has been colored #E62020 ("Lust") with █████ brand spray paint and has various objects attached to its outer surface, including 17 cellphones of various makes and brands, the skeletal remains of several species of mammals, and an unidentified human foot. The object displays no anomalous properties unless Procedure 701-Raenire as detailed in SCP-1936-1 is completed fully; otherwise, it functions as a non-anomalous refrigerator of the same brand when connected to a power source.
SCP-1936-1 is a series of three handwritten documents detailing the procedure required to activate SCP-1936's anomalous effects, hereby designated Procedure 701-Raenire. The text of SCP-1936-1 is incomplete and damaged; as such, testing is going on currently in order to discover the complete process behind Procedure 701-Raenire. The entirety of the contents of SCP-1936-1 have been revealed through Foundation experimentation. See Addendum SCP-1936-Alpha for excerpts from the SCP-1936-1 documents.
Addendum-1936-Alpha:
1. Draw a perfect circle with a diameter of exactly 46.345m in the middle of a barren patch of farmland around the fridge and write the words, "Je ne suis pas mort" anywhere within it. From now on, the circle will light up whenever you successfully complete the next step to let you know you can continue.
2. Make a man with dirty blonde hair and no left hand stand in the middle of the circle.
3. Make the man drink th[UNREADABLE]il he can't anymore.
25. Shed a single tear for the lost child.
26. Smash a frame with her picture in it on the ground.
42. Take seven roses, douse them in gasoline, set them aflame with a fire used to burn gold, frankincense, and myrrh.
43. Find a Ma[UNREADABLE]sary thrice.
43. Stick six plastic forks into the ground in the shape of a hexagram.
44. Discern the correct step #43. Read it aloud.
63. Kic[UNREADABLE] while pun[UNREADABLE]ctus.
78. Gather three priests ordained by the Catholic Church; make them say the Nicene Creed in Latin.
79. Make the same men burn sage around the object for 5 minutes in complete silence.
97. Spread the ashes of the plant from Step #42 in the upper compartment of the fridge.
98. [UNREADABLE]
99. Recreate Lazarus and kill a man.
100. Revel the the glory of completion.
Discovery Log: SCP-1936 was discovered in the desert outside of █████, NV on 01/01/2007 after the Foundation heard reports of a group conducting a "fridge ritual" in the area. The group (which membered approximately 100 people) was discovered during the apparent completion of Procedure 701-Raenire, during which the object began opening and closing its doors rapidly and emanating red lights. At the time, members of the group were resisting police officers from intervening in the procedure through assorted means; however, upon the arrival of Foundation MTF -Lambda-13 (aka "Occults of Personality") members of the group reportedly dismantled various structures of the ritual and surrendered. All members were interrogated and searched. SCP-1936-1 was confiscated from one of the members. All members were administered Class-A amnestics and monitored for three months for signs of further involvement with anomalous groups.
Addendum-1936-Beta: Extensive testing has begun to discover the anomalous nature of SCP-1936 and the complete process behind Procedure 701-Raenire. As stated in Step #1 of SCP-1936-1, the drawn circle emanates white light for three seconds upon the successful completion of a step detailed in the documents. A timeline has been established of notable event occurring during the experimentation of SCP-1936.
Date |
Notable Event |
02/01/2007: |
Experimentation begins. |
15/02/2007: |
First accidental death. Personnel are to handle [REDACTED] with greater care in the future, no matter the apparent condition of the animal. |
13/05/2007: |
First personnel presumed dead due to spacial anomaly. |
27/06/2007: |
First researcher death. Foundation staff are hereby prohibited from entering within 10m of the testing area during experimentation. It is to be noted that staff successfully reached Step #50 today. |
14/09/2007: |
Subject resembling D-86753 appeared in the testing area, claiming to have been testing with SCP-1936 as of 08/10/2007. Subject has been detained by the Foundation until further notice at Site 46. As of 09/10/2007, D-86753 has been returned to Site 23. |
08/10/2007: |
D-86753 was lost during testing. |
01/01/2008: |
See Addendum-1936-Omega. |
Addendum-1936-Omega-1: On 01/01/2008, Procedure 701-Raenire was successfully completed. As observed upon discovery of the object, SCP-1936 began rapidly opening and closing its doors and emanating red light. This continued for approximately two minutes, at which point the object ceased movement. The object's doors were closed and a high-pitched noise began emitting from the object. An humanoid entity of indeterminate age, ethnicity, and sex emerged from the object. The humanoid figure was red in coloration and appeared to possess horns similar to that of a specimen of a bighorn ram (Ovis canadensis), as well as a prehensile tail. Upon emergence, the entity proceded to light itself on fire using the construct built during Step #32, made distressed vocalizations in several different languages, then proceeded to retrieve retrieve a pitchfork similar to those commonly found in the possession of farmers from SCP-1936. It began flailing wildly with the instrument. The subject then toppled the construct created by Foundation personnel during Step #56 of Procedure 701-Raenire. At this point, the entity disappeared and the object ceased emanating red light.
Addendum-1936-Omega-2: Procedure 701-Raenire was successfuly completed on 02/01/2008. The results were the identical to those described in Addendum-1936-Omega-1 up until the emergence of the entity. Four entities emerged from the anomaly at this time, all of which were featureless humanoids. Each entity was fully colored in one hue and proceeded to retrieve a horse (Equus ferus caballus) with coloration that matched the entity from SCP-1936. The four entities then rode the animals around the circle, each speaking a different language in deep voices as they continued to circle around, slowly approaching the center of the circle. The red subject then rode his horse into SCP-1936, which broke Procedure 701-Raenire and deactivated SCP-1936.
Addendum-1936-Omega-15: Procedure 701-Raenire was successfully completed. An infant blue whale (Balaenoptera musculus) began emerging from SCP-1936 for approximately half an hour before ceasing movement. What appeared to be a male humanoid subject emerged from the animal's mouth, struck Head Researcher Lawrence in the face with his open palm, and shouted "So how was your year?" in English before kicking dirt over the circle drawn in Step #1. The entity subsequently demanifested and the object returned to its non-active state.
Site Director's Note: After repeated successful attempts at completing Procedure 701-Raenire with all attempts yielding practically identical results, testing of SCP-1936 and SCP-1936-1 has been stopped indefinitely. -Site Director Langley
Memo-1936-Lambda: On 03/02/2008, Foundation agents were dispatched to the homes of the members of the group involved with the creation and discovery of SCP-1936. Upon arrival, agents discovered all locations to be deserted and abandoned. Furthermore, all locations bore multiple copies of the following note:
Did you believe hard enough?
I did.
I believed it would turn itself off.
Did it?
Other things
I just needed somewhere to put my notes okay I find Wiki syntax really useful and the regular sandbox was closed
- In a perfectly competitive environment, Price = Marginal Revenue
- Profit = Total Revenue – Total Costs
- Profit is highest when Marginal Cost is closest to Marginal Revenue
- Draw Q1 at the point where MC = MR for profit maximizing level of production
- Average Total Costs and Average Variable Costs start out decreasing, but begin increasing after crossing the Marginal Cost Curve
- If MC is lower than ATC, the ATC will be decreasing. If MC is higher than ATC, the ATC will be increasing.
- When ATC is decreasing, it is called “Economies of Scale”
- When ATC is flat, it is called “Constant Returns to Scale”
- When ATC is increasing, it is called “Diseconomies of Scale”
A. Continuity:
1. Theodore Fredricks is the Agent in SCP-1517. He's Alexander Fredricks's father/grandfather.
2. Alexander Fredricks lost his daughter in 2005 to SCP-1357. His wife doesn't remember her.
3. Alex Fredricks became close-ish to SCP-1273-A due to the fact that his own daughter would've been about that age, and was also trapped in something.
4. Site Director Roger Langley used to work with Fredricks as a field agent before his gradual chain of promotions. They were close friends. Fredricks was offered the promotion first, but decidedly preferred field work.
5. All Foundation settings in the "Fredricks timeline" are Site 23 unless specifically noted to be otherwise.
Date |
Event |
16/07/1943 |
7 adolescents disappeared from the city of ██████████, Tennessee, prompting Foundation investigation. SCP-1517 was found. Agent Theodore Fredricks interrogated the owner of the shop where the anomalous species was discovered. |
10/25/1944 |
SCP-1517 was discovered to turn a subject into a full "candyman" if allowed to fully convert. |
05/16/2004 |
Confirmed identities of SCP-1610-C and SCP-1610-D |
04/08/2005 |
Agent Alexander Fredricks's daughter was lost to SCP-1357 |
03/09/2014 |
Abigail Lawrence was declared dead; assumed creation date of SCP-1273 |
10/09/2014-05/11/2014 |
Agents █████████ and █████ were noted to be gaining SCP-1273-A's trust. |
05/11/2014 |
SCP-1273's lightbulb was burnt out; object subsequently became neutralized, while SCP-1273-A remained in the testing chamber. |
- Canon exchange thing
- IIPES researcher who has collected Feastlings as pets/study subjects; brings them to Site ██ in kennels
- IIPES Watcher-Upon-All that is forced to go with the incompetent group and sighs at their incompetency.
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Item #: SCP-1478
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Due to the nature of the anomaly, SCP-1478 cannot be completely contained by the Foundation at this time. Copies of the blueprints for all houses within the state of Washington are to be kept by the Foundation for purposes of identifying the manifestation of SCP-1478. Upon the anomaly's demanifestation from a location, Foundation agents are to investigate recently vacated houses within the state and compare all areas of the structure to the original blueprints in order to discern the appearance of SCP-1478.
If the anomaly is found, a male Foundation agent is to occupy the house in which it is located for fourteen (14) days and constantly monitor the presence of SCP-1478, alerting Foundation personnel stationed within the state when the anomaly demanifests. On the thirteenth day of occupation, Foundation agents are to monitor all known suitable locations for signs of SCP-1478. If the anomaly is not found and dealt with within 48 hours of its last disappearance, MTF Kappa-19 (aka "Housekeeping!") is to be dispatched to search for SCP-1478.
Any civilians found to have been in contact with SCP-1478-1 and SCP-1478-2 are to be detained, interrogated, and administered Class-B amnestics.
Every six (6) months, a suitable D-Class subject is to be excluded from monthly termination for the purpose of activating a 1478-Chi Event.
All persons claiming to be or suspected of being members of GoI-71 ("Brotherhood of Sight") or GoI-72 ("Daylight Huntsmen") are to be detained and interrogated before the administration of Class-C amnestics. Said persons are to be tracked by members of MTF Rho-4 (aka "Occults of Personality") for three (3) months following their release in order to discover other members or facilities belonging to this group.
Description: SCP-1478 is a door of variable appearance that randomly manifests in recently vacated houses within the state of Washington in the United States. The anomaly typically resembles the style of the architecture of the structure in which it is located. If at least one human occupies the house in which SCP-1478 has manifested for a time period of more than two weeks without successfully activating the object's anomalous effects, the anomaly will demanifest and reappear in a new location.
If a male subject of any age or a female subject under the age of 18 attempts to open SCP-1478, the object's anomalous effects will not activate. Instead, the anomaly will reveal the surface of the structure behind it. If a female subject that is at least 18 opens the anomaly, it will reveal a currently unidentified location. After the anomaly is activated, it can be perceived by all subjects, but only the subject that activated the effect is able to enter the space within SCP-1478 unaccompanied.
The aforementioned location has been reported to be completely white and without any visible boundaries. The only items within this space are SCP-1478 and SCP-1478-1.
SCP-1478-1 is a humanoid male entity of variable appearance. The entity is generally observed to be amiable and charismatic, and will often attempt to form a relationship with the subject over the course of several weeks. If successful, it will often request that the subject spend increasingly long amounts of time within the SCP-1478 space. Subjects have been noted to spend entire days with SCP-1478 if not alerted otherwise. SCP-1478-1 apparently provides sufficient food and water for indefinite survival; however, examinations of subjects that have attempted to live on the materials given to them by SCP-1478-1 have found that while the provided objects taste identical to the non-anomalous materials they resemble and "feel filling," they do not affect the physiology of the subject. Due to this, subjects either require extensive treatments after prolonged exposure to SCP-1478-1, or will fail to leave the SCP-1478 area after entering.
When a subject presumably expires inside of the SCP-1478 or passes away elsewhere after activating SCP-1478's effects and interacting with SCP-1478-1, it is referred to as a 1478-Chi Event. SCP-1478 will demanifest after every 1478-Chi Event.
SCP-1478-1 suffers from retrograde amnesia upon manifestation after a 1478-Chi Event; however, its memories appear to gradually return if the event does not occur for an extended period of time. After approximately two (2) weeks, the entity will remember Foundation involvement in its containment and will show hostility towards agents and researchers. After approximately two (2) months, the entity will remember methods that have worked in luring Foundation officials into activating SCP-1478 in the past. After approximately four (4) months, SCP-1478 will begin remembering [REDACTED]. After approximately six (6) to eight (8) months, [REDACTED].
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Photo of SCP-1478-1 taken during the events of Incident Report-1478-Omicron |
Incident Report-1478-Omicron: On 12/05/2008, after seven (7) months of successful containment of the anomaly by Foundation agents, a civilian activated SCP-1478's effect before the Foundation located the anomaly. Agents found the scene shortly after the commencement of the object's active phase. Approximately 15 similarly dressed civilians were present at the time and attempted to resist Foundation entrance into the scene.
SCP-1478 was open and revealed the interior of the anomaly, which was noted to be distinctly different from previous manifestations. SCP-1478-1 appeared indistinct and distorted and was reported to laugh the entire time throughout the event. A civilian was attempting to complete a ritual within the SCP-1478 space and was briefly apprehended when she exited the anomaly to apparently retrieve the rest of the supplies necessary for the completion of the ritual; however, Agent Lawrence was unable to remain in contact with the individual during the ensuing conflict. Said supplies included chalk, approximately 5L of human blood and fecal matter, a dead Eurasian beaver (Castor fiber), and a Dell brand laptop computer.
While agents were occupied with combating and detaining the civilians, a separate group of approximately 15 civilians entered the structure. A member of this group proceeded to stab the subject that activated SCP-1478's effects, forced her through SCP-1478 then closed the door and attempted to make a temporary barricade in front of the anomaly. SCP-1478 demanifested sometime after this point during the conflict. As a result of this, seven (7) civilians died, thirteen (13) escaped, and ten (10) were successfully detained, with six (6) members identified as belonging to the initial civilian group and four (4) identified as belonging to the secondary civilian group. See Addendum-1478-Phi for greater detail.
Addendum-1478-Phi: All members from both groups were identified as citizens of the state of Washington; however, Foundation investigation revealed no clear connection between any of the detained subjects. After interrogation, the subjects were administed Class-C amnestics and monitored by Foundation peronnel for six (6) months in order to locate additional members of the two groups. The groups were as follows:
- "Brotherhood of Sight:" Members of this group were noted to be exceptionally resistant to Foundation attempts at interrogation. The group's purpose has been reported to be "freeing" SCP-1478-1 from the SCP-1478 area. The group believes that a ritual is necessary to allow the entity to "ascend back to where it came from" and that the Daylight Huntsmen's goal is to ensure SCP-1478-1's continued presence "within this realm" and that they are allied with the entity. All members of the group expressed negative opinions when questioned about 1478-Chi Events. The explicit meaning behind these beliefs are currently unknown.
- "Daylight Huntsmen:" Members of this group were noted to be exceptionally cooperative with Foundation agents. They claimed to be self-proclaimed allies of the Foundation in protecting SCP-1478. The stated purpose of the group is to actively oppose the Brotherhood of Sight in their attempts to "free" SCP-1478-1. They believe the opposing group is attempting to release SCP-1478-1 from the area within SCP-1478 into the state of Washington. Members of the group support 1478-Chi Events for the purpose of keeping SCP-1478-1 "satisfied" and contained.
Due to the nature of the beliefs expressed by both groups as well as contradictory information given, all speculation about the nature of SCP-1478-1 is to be kept to an absolute minimum. However, Foundation agents on the scene at the time of Incident-1478-Omicron reported that while laughing, SCP-1478-1 expressed that it [DATA EXPUNGED].
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SCP-XXXX |
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Sub-Site 64 has been constructed near SCP-XXXX's location for the purpose of monitoring the object. The perimeter around SCP-XXXX is to be patrolled by ten (10) armed Foundation personnel at all times. It is advised that the personnel patrolling the object be cycled out every thirty (30) minutes in order to ensure the preservation of attentiveness despite exposure to SCP-XXXX-A's mind-altering effects.
Extra provisionary personnel have been reassigned to Sub-Site 64 in order to more effectively defend the object against GoI attacks.
All personnel manning Sub-Site 64 must be fluent in ASL. An iron-wrought fence has been constructed in a circle 20m from the center of the object. This fence is to be patrolled by armed personnel at all times under the cover of guarding the private property recently purchased by Foundation Alias #523 ("Veronica T█████"). All personnel patrolling or otherwise coming within 25m of SCP-XXXX are to wear noise-cancelling headphones.
The Foundation has formed a tentative alliance with GoI-008 ("Global Occult Coalition"), GoI-010 ("The Horizon Initiative"), and GoI-017 ("Unusual Incidents Unit, Federal Bureau of Investigation") on the shared interest of suppressing SCP-XXXX-A and SCP-XXXX-B. Independent bases have been established by the Foundation in California, Louisiana, Pennsylvania, Nebraska, and Washington for the sole purpose of communication with these groups for this matter.
Foundation personnel are stationed at the location itself, while HI agents are to patrol the greater area around it. UIU agents are stationed at the ends of the beach where SCP-XXXX is located in order to monitor any persons entering or exiting the area.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a two-story house located in the rural area of ██████, France. It is primarily constructed of wood,
SCP-XXXX-A is a melody written in the key of A# minor. This melody continually emanates from SCP-XXXX at a constant volume. Persons exposed to this phenomenon report feelings of euphoria and contentedness. If subjects listen to SCP-XXXX-A from beginning to end, they become infected with SCP-XXXX-B.
SCP-XXXX-B refers to individuals who actively and discreetly spread SCP-XXXX-A through casual singing, whistling, humming, or other musical vectors in order to create more instances of SCP-XXXX-B, as well as completing Ritual-XXXX-Alpha, as detailed below. Other than the previously mentioned behavior, SCP-XXXX-B instances appear and behave exactly as they did prior to infection.
Ritual-XXXX-Alpha: People infected with SCP-XXXX-B will surround a non-infected individual in a group of no less than five (5), join hands, and begin singing SCP-XXXX-A perfectly along with harmonies, countermelodies, and percussive beatboxing, regardless of previous musical or singing experience. The individual in the middle of this group will experience SCP-XXXX-A's mind-affecting attributes to the point of being unwilling and unable to move past the SCP-XXXX-B instances. Any people that enter within the circle during the song will be affected in the same way, regardless of the time exposed.
Addendum-XXXX-Gamma: The Foundation has conflicted with GoI-004 ("Church of the Broken God"), GoI-007 ("Fifthist Church"), GoI-008 ("Global Occult Coalition"), GoI-010 ("The Horizon Initiative"), GoI-016 ("Serpent's Hand") and GoI-017 ("Unusual Incidents Unit, Federal Bureau of Investigation") over the Foundation's containment of the object. Through a series of discussions and treaties, a tentative alliance has been formed with the GOC, the UIU, and certain members of the HI in order to deal with the issue. Foundation, UIU, and HI members are stationed at the location in order to defend the object from the previously mentioned groups as well as any other intruders, while the GOC tracks and eliminates the threats of SCP-XXXX-A and SCP-XXXX-B around the globe.
Analysis-XXXX-B-Theta: It has been noted that people infected with SCP-XXXX-B have developed certain behaviors as a group of subjects over time. These behaviors have been determined to be non-anomalous development of a growth of the community as a whole. The following list details the behaviors exhibited by this group and may be revised as observation continues:
- Individuals will greet people with the operative phrase, "How's life?" If the response given is "Not here at the moment," then the two persons will identify each other as infected with SCP-XXXX-B and speak freely on the subject. Foundation, GOC, and HI field operatives have been informed of this behavior and currently utilize it in order to identify, observe, and detain such individuals.
- Infectees will show increased participation in non-anomalously based religious groups, apparently in order to gain more "converts."
- SCP-XXXX-A and SCP-XXXX-B will never be discussed through any method of communication other than face to face contact.
Furthermore, a rough detailing of SCP-XXXX-B-caused beliefs, gained through capture and interrogation, is detailed below.
- Refer to their beliefs as "Orthodox Fithism" or "Path of the Returned."
- Conversion through subtlety is the "cleanest way"
- All people start out as souls, gain a body, then have to fine a way to return to the soul form, one way being Ritual-XXXX-Alpha.
- Bodily death results in soul death
- The physical realm is the place of punishment and restrictions
Addendum-XXXX-A-Gamma:
SCP-XXXX-A is occassionally sung with lyrics. Through multiple Foundation agents' work, the lyrics are now transcribed here.
Do you feel the heart, the light of the world
The perverted heat of these boys and girls
These men, these women, all the naive souls
They'll see through and out is the way to go
Come with me, and leave behind
All sense of former self,
Come with me, I'll set you free
From this dead, solid Hell.
I've traveled planes and been a dream
I've felt sights that would make you scream
I learned I'm meant for the aether
To flee this realm of pain and fever
Come with me, and leave behind
All sense of former self,
Come with me, I'll set you free
From this dead, solid Hell.
Addendum-XXXX-C-GoI-007: Though originally identifying with the Fifthist movement, members of the group have since rescinded these claims of acceptance, citing an "uncleanness about the whole thing… somethin' not right with how they go about it." The groups have come into underground conflict with each other several times, consisting of the execution of SCP-XXXX-B and attempted performances of Ritual-XXXX-Alpha on members of the Fifthist Church.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Due to the immovable nature of SCP-XXXX, Sub-Site 64 has been constructed near its location for the purpose of monitoring the object. The perimeter around SCP-XXXX is to be patrolled by ten (10) armed Foundation personnel at all times. It is advised that the personnel patrolling the object be cycled out every thirty (30) minutes in order to ensure the preservation of attentiveness despite exposure to SCP-XXXX-B's mind-altering effects.
Extra provisionary personnel have been reassigned to Sub-Site 64 in order to more effectively defend the object against GoI attacks.
All personnel manning Sub-Site 64 must be fluent in ASL. An iron-wrought fence has been constructed in a circle 20m from the center of the object. This fence is to be patrolled by armed personnel at all times under the cover of guarding the private property recently purchased by Foundation Alias #523 ("Veronica T█████"). All personnel patrolling or otherwise coming within 25m of SCP-XXXX are to wear noise-cancelling headphones.
The Foundation has formed a tentative alliance with GoI-008 ("Global Occult Coalition"), GoI-010 ("The Horizon Initiative"), and GoI-017 ("Unusual Incidents Unit, Federal Bureau of Investigation") on the shared interest of suppressing SCP-XXXX-B and SCP-XXXX-C. Independent bases have been established by the Foundation in California, Louisiana, Pennsylvania, Nebraska, and Washington for the sole purpose of communication with these groups for this matter.
Foundation personnel are stationed at the location itself, while HI agents are to patrol the greater area around it. UIU agents are stationed at the ends of the beach where SCP-XXXX is located in order to monitor any persons entering or exiting the area.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a smooth granite boulder, measuring 3m in diameter and 1m in height. The object is located on the beach of ██████, Brazil. The boulder is apparently unmovable, as all attempts by the Foundation to relocate SCP-XXXX have failed.
A group of incorporeal humanoid entities, hereby collectively designated SCP-XXXX-A, randomly manifest and demanifest within 10m of the center point of SCP-XXXX. Said entities are dressed in attire matching those of clothing from various cultures and time periods, such as tuxedos, saris, loin cloths, t-shirts and jeans, barong Tagalogs, and Victorian age dresses. All instances of SCP-XXXX-A are transparent and appear to be continually engaging in various forms of ballroom dancing in rhythm to SCP-XXXX-B. The entities appear to be completely unaware of the physical world around them. There are a currently unknown number of SCP-XXXX-A entities, with a minimum number of one-hundred twenty-three different examples noted. All entities appear to be that had previously been declared missing, including Foundation agents reported to be MIA, as well as numerous identified members of , GoI-007 ("Fifthist Church"), GoI-008 ("Global Occult Coalition"), GoI-010 ("The Horizon Initiative"), and GoI-017 ("Unusual Incidents Unit, Federal Bureau of Investigation").
SCP-XXXX-B is a melody written in the key of A# minor. This melody continually emanates from SCP-XXXX at a constant volume. Persons exposed to this phenomenon report feelings of euphoria and contentedness. If subjects listen to SCP-XXXX-B from beginning to end, they become infected with SCP-XXXX-C.
SCP-XXXX-C refers to individuals who actively and discreetly spread SCP-XXXX-B through casual singing, whistling, humming, or other musical vectors in order to create more instances of SCP-XXXX-C, as well as completing Ritual-XXXX-Alpha, as detailed below. Other than the previously mentioned behavior, SCP-XXXX-C instances appear and behave exactly as they did prior to infection.
Ritual-XXXX-Alpha: People infected with SCP-XXXX-C will surround a non-infected individual in a group of no less than five (5), join hands, and begin singing SCP-XXXX-B perfectly along with harmonies, countermelodies, and percussive beatboxing, regardless of previous musical or singing experience. The individual in the middle of this group will experience SCP-XXXX-B's mind-affecting attributes to the point of being unwilling and unable to move past the SCP-XXXX-C instances. Any people that enter within the circle during the song will be affected in the same way, regardless of the time exposed. At the cessation of the song, all persons within the circle will demanifest and reappear as instances of SCP-XXXX-A.
Addendum-XXXX-Gamma: The Foundation has conflicted with GoI-004 ("Church of the Broken God"), GoI-007 ("Fifthist Church"), GoI-008 ("Global Occult Coalition"), GoI-010 ("The Horizon Initiative"), GoI-016 ("Serpent's Hand") and GoI-017 ("Unusual Incidents Unit, Federal Bureau of Investigation") over the Foundation's containment of the object. Through a series of discussions and treaties, a tentative alliance has been formed with the GOC, the UIU, and certain members of the HI in order to deal with the issue. Foundation, UIU, and HI members are stationed at the location in order to defend the object from the previously mentioned groups as well as any other intruders, while the GOC tracks and eliminates the threats of SCP-XXXX-B and SCP-XXXX-C around the globe.
Analysis-XXXX-C-Theta: It has been noted that people infected with SCP-XXXX-C have developed certain behaviors as a group of subjects over time. These behaviors have been determined to be non-anomalous development of a growth of the community as a whole. The following list details the behaviors exhibited by this group and may be revised as observation continues:
- Individuals will greet people with the operative phrase, "How's life?" If the response given is "Not here at the moment," then the two persons will identify each other as infected with SCP-XXXX-C and speak freely on the subject. Foundation, GOC, and HI field operatives have been informed of this behavior and currently utilize it in order to identify, observe, and detain such individuals.
- Infectees will show increased participation in non-anomalously based religious groups, apparently in order to gain more "converts."
- SCP-XXXX-B and SCP-XXXX-C will never be discussed through any method of communication other than face to face contact.
Furthermore, a rough detailing of SCP-XXXX-C-caused beliefs, gained through capture and interrogation, is detailed below.
- Refer to their beliefs as "Neo-Fithism" or "Path of the Returned."
- Conversion through subtlety is the "cleanest way"
- All people start out as souls, gain a body, then have to fine a way to return to the soul form, one way being Ritual-XXXX-Alpha.
- Bodily death results in soul death
- The physical realm is the place of punishment and restrictions
Addendum-XXXX-B-Gamma:
SCP-XXXX-B is occassionally sung with lyrics. Through multiple Foundation agents' work, the lyrics are now transcribed here.
Do you feel the heart, the light of the world
The perverted heat of these boys and girls
These men, these women, all the naive souls
They'll see through and out is the way to go
Come with me, and leave behind
All sense of former self,
Come with me, I'll set you free
From this dead, solid Hell.
I've traveled planes and been a dream
I've felt sights that would make you scream
I learned I'm meant for the aether
To flee this realm of pain and fever
Come with me, and leave behind
All sense of former self,
Come with me, I'll set you free
From this dead, solid Hell.
Addendum-XXXX-C-GoI-007: Though originally identifying with the Fifthist movement, members of the group have since rescinded these claims of acceptance, citing an "uncleanness about the whole thing… somethin' not right with how they go about it." The groups have come into underground conflict with each other several times, consisting of the execution of SCP-XXXX-C and attempted performances of Ritual-XXXX-Alpha on members of the Fifthist Church.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept within Humanoid Containment Chamber #542 at Site 23. Due to the nature of the anomaly, testing of the object can only be performed after local sunset (approx. 2000h). SCP-XXXX is scheduled to have psychological examinations twice a week, performed by on-site psychiatrist Dr. Ramos.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a female humanoid, measuring 1.6m in height and 75kg in weight. It is fluent in French and attempts to communicate with Foundation personnel while in its inactive state. There are burns covering approximately 30% of the object's body, approximately 75% of which was acquired prior to Foundation containment.
When the sun sets in SCP-XXXX's location, the entity's body completely ignites and burns until sunrise. The flames that cover its body appear to be extremely painful to SCP-XXXX; however, they are unable to spread to any materials that are not a physical part of SCP-XXXX's body, including its clothes, possessions and surroundings. Additionally, these flames seem to have perception-altering properties in that any subject that directly observes them will experience "comfortable" heat and light.
While SCP-XXXX burns continually during its active state, it never loses body mass except for the superficial layer of its skin. All burns acquired during its active state are immediately healed upon the cessation of SCP-XXXX's active state. Foundation testing has revealed that this effect is limited to the produced anomalous flames, and that SCP-XXXX can still be permanently burned with non-anomalous fire.
Interview Log-XXXX-Delta:
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Interviewer: Agent Fredricks
<Begin Log>
Fredricks: Hello, SCP-XXXX. Can you describe how you came to acquire you anomalous traits for me?
SCP-XXXX: I really don't know what to tell you. I live alone with Fredrique, my cat, in a little apartment facing the sunset. Oh god, I used to love watching the sunset… Anyways, I moved in there… five years ago, perhaps? I am not sure, I do remember it was right after I earned my diploma. Nothing of significance had really happened to me before the incident. I just lived my quiet, normal life, paying off my bills with a job as a waitress, coming home to Fredrique, and spending time with her.
Fredricks: Can you provide some more information about this incident?
SCP-XXXX: [hesitates] Yes, sir. A few people came into my apartment one night— I do not know how they got in, I usually lock the door— and drugged me. When I woke up, I was attached to… something. I can't quite remember what it was, but I do remember feeling cold. They were talking, not realizing that I had awoken, and all I can recall is them saying "such wasted potential" over and over again before noticing me again. After that, I… I woke up on top of the pillar.
Fredricks: I see. Thank you. This may seem irrelevant, but could you describe your experiences prior to your residence?
SCP-XXXX: If it'll help. I was the Major de promotion of my secondary school, then went to [REDACTED] University and majored in Psychology, with a music minor. I had planned on looking into a psychologist job, but I decided to take a while off after school first to get myself gathered, then it kind of… lost importance, I suppose.
Fredricks: Thank you. That will be all for this session. Agent Lawrence will now escort you back to your chamber.
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